Movie Reviews: This Ain’t Terminator XXX

This Ain’t Terminator XXX by director Axel Braun for Hustler Video was worth a rating of Rent It for me, the sex alone worth more but the clumsy feature elements and acting falling far short of the advertised “hilarious”. The cast of ladies was attractive enough for any guy, sultry Melina Mason and orally skilled Leya Falcon standing out as did fan favorite Julia Ann, but for a parody to truly connect it has to offer more than just a handful of decent sex scenes and this one did not. Brendon admitting in his interview that he was providing a Bruce Willis type of approach to the role of Kyle Reese made me wince, although I winced more when I saw him in action as such, and I can honestly say that Axel has directed far better movies in the last couple of years than this one. In short then, This Ain’t Terminator XXX added a touch of special effects, some mindful nods to the 80’s, and some beautiful ladies for your stroking pleasure, just don’t expect too much or you will be as disappointed as I was by the time the final credits rolled.